Dog vs. Computer, by
Anonymous
Favorite Food:
Dogs: kibbles
Computers: bits
Method used to end undesirable behavior:
Dogs: hit with rolled up newspaper
Computers: hit control-alt-delete
After destruction of personal property:
Dogs: dog not found
Computers: file not found
Favorite trick:
Dogs: roll over
Computers: play dead
Consequence of virus:
Dogs: replace valuable carpeting
Computers: replace valuable data
Widely ignored government mandate:
Dogs: leash law
Computers: Communications Decency Act
Waste disposal tool:
Dogs: pooper-scooper
Computers: uninstaller
Sensitive internal procedures:
Dogs: must be undertaken by fully qualified professional
Computers: may be undertaken by that guy at work
who fixed one "kind-of likethis" once
Method of marking territory:
Dogs: lifting leg
Computers: "Designed for Windows XP"
Unique behavior:
Dogs: lick-and-drag
Computers: click-and-drag
Inexplicable physical feature:
Dogs: dewclaw
Computers: scroll lock key
Estimated lifespan:
Dogs: 12 years
Computers: 12 months
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